How many weeds?

Gardening, gardening and more gardening

 and the house is in danger of being taken over by fairies.

Meet Flora

Flora's eyes aren't really crooked, it's the way she's sat.

I've managed to put a stop to the fairy invasion though. I've sent Flora off to live with someone else.

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Choc drop fungi.

Our lawn has suddenly begun to grow chocolate drops.

I don't remember sowing any chocolate drop seeds.

Where did he suddenly spring from?

 He wasn't feeling very sociable and soon went on his way.

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Temptation

I've been shopping.
I decided to resist temptation.

 I FAILED